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Have a laugh: Kent Earthquake appeal
Forums > Have a laugh > Kent Earthquake appeal (5 messages)
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CathyC
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Thu, Jul 12, 2007 13:10:12
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A major earthquake reaching 4.8 on the Richter scale hit Kent with the town of Folkstone at it's centre
Victims were seen wandering round aimlessly muttering "Faaackinell"
The quake decimated the town centre causeing approximately £30 worth of damage.
Several priceles collections of mementos from Majorca and Costa Del Sol were damaged beyound repair.
3 areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed, and local radio reported residents confused and bewilderd that something intrersting had happend in Folkstone.
One resident, Tracy Sharron Smith, 15 year old mother of 5 said" it was such a shock, little Chardonnay- Mercedes came running in crying, while Tyler -Morgan and Victoria -Storm slept through it. Her other two children were at there reseptive fathers for the week-end.
Looting, mugging and car crime remained unaffected and carried on as normal
The Red Cross has managed to ship in 4,000 creates of Sunny D and rescue workers have discovered a large amount of benifit books, and jewellery from Elizabeth Duke and Pound land.
CAN YOU HELP
Clothing is needed most urgent are
Fila or Burberry baseball caps
Kappa tracksuits
Shell suits
White sports socks
Rockport boots
and other items from Primark would help greatly
Reqiuered Food stuffs
Microwave meals
Tins of beans
Ice cream
cans of White Lightening or Special Brew
REMEMBER
22p buys a pen for filling in compensation claims
£5 buys Chips, chrips and a blue fizzy drink for a family of 10
£7 buys a packet of B&H and a lighter
*BREAKING NEWS*
A girl pulled bleeding from the wreakage was asked where she was bleeding from. She replied "Cheriton, wot the fucks it got a do wiv you"
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shoejack
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Tue, Mar 02, 2010 04:19:40 |
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For those of us who knew her before her sad passing: this brought a tear to my eye and a smile to my face. God bless
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winnipegguy
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Tue, Mar 02, 2010 06:25:41 |
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Second That
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sluttyheels
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Tue, Mar 02, 2010 22:33:34
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its two years this year
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riftzone
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Tue, Mar 02, 2010 23:17:49
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How some people you never meet can touch your life and stay there, She had a lovely way about her and is still very much missed by many of us.
RZ X
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