Alessandro55 RedHot! Member
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Thu, Sep 13, 2007 00:59:00
How to get bigger breasts |
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HOW TO MAKE YOUR BREASTS BIGGER
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I get a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breast.
"How long does this take?" I ask.
"They will grow larger over a period of years." my husband replies.
I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"
Without a beat he says, "Worked for your arse didn't it?"
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