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Have a laugh: How did I get my name ?
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heels 4 2
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Fri, Aug 31, 2007 06:48:23
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Indian father and son were on a walk.
The son started asking how his eldest brother got his name.
The father explained; when your mother and I were having sex, we saw a bear running by, and so we named him 'running bear'.
Then the son asked about his eldest sister.
Father replied; same thing son, when me and your mother were having sex, the rain started to fall so we named her falling rain.
Then the son asked about the sister before him.
Father said; same thing son, when me and your mother were having sex, we saw a deer run by, we named her 'running deer'. Do you understand busted rubber?
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sluttyheels
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Wed, Sep 12, 2007 21:10:51
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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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