Alessandro55
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Sun, Jul 15, 2007 21:45:53
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As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to follow the Rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes:
I promise to always wear sandals that fit. My toes will not hang over and touch the ground, nor will my heels spill over the backs. And the sides and tops of my feet will not pudge out between the straps.
I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. I will not cheat and just touch up my big toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow. I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
I won't wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, I won't duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
I will not live in corn denial; rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholl's if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down with me as I fall and break my ankle.
I will take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.
If I have been privy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.
I will be brutally honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.
I will promise if I wear flip flops that I will ensure that they actually flip and flop, making the correct noise while walking and I will swear NOT to slide or drag my feet while wearing them.
I will promise to go my local beauty school at least once per season and have a real pedicure (they are about $10 and worth EVERY penny).
I will promise to throw away any white/off-white sandals that show signs of wear...nothing is tackier than dirty white sandals... Don't keep this to yourself - pass it on to other sisters.
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gtmf4
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Mon, Jul 16, 2007 11:32:26 |
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And the world will rejoice (or at least the shoe/sandal/foot loving part of the world) for you are truly a dedicated shoe girl. Hurrah! lol
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paulapetal
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Fri, Jul 20, 2007 17:56:01
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Ooooh me likey and in total agreement!
PP x
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CathyC
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Sat, Jul 28, 2007 21:22:52
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So we girls will pledge to take on board all that the shoe pledge says and what about the boys, simple dont wear socks and sandals together.
Why is it always so simple for the guys, think i know the answer to thaty one LOL
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Alessandro55
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Sat, Jul 28, 2007 23:49:16
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There is much more than that , just a few off the top of my head :
Never wear brown shoes with blue suit .
Never wear track pants and black slipons
Never wear trainers with jeans
Aways wear shoes at least designed and preferabily made in Italy
Never have a higher heel than your partner
Only wear white socks with trainers and only in the gym
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CathyC
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Sun, Jul 29, 2007 06:04:17
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Yes you are right of course, it was late and i was inspiered by a sight i had seen during the day LOL
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sluttyheels
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Sat, Aug 04, 2007 16:00:41
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They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it :-)
SH x
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HoseNHeels
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Sun, Aug 05, 2007 01:37:14
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You are so right SH. I never quite thought of it like that... LOL
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