sluttyheels
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Sun, Mar 28, 2010 08:22:09
| Here's an example of why men do not write advice columns... |
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Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me. The other day I left for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car slowed to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make-up. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to convince me that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make-up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He lost his job six months ago and says he has be en feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila Lusk
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Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of problems with the engine. Start by making sure there is no debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the clips holding the vacuum hoses onto the intake manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.
Walter
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MFDFF124
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Sun, Mar 28, 2010 17:05:15
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That is great SH... I think you hit the nail on the head with that one...
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Imroter
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Sun, Mar 28, 2010 20:05:27 |
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LOL! Brilliant advice! :P
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bootzarebest
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Sun, Mar 28, 2010 20:38:01
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She must drive very slowly if he can get into her clothes and make up in the time it takes her to drive a few hundred yards!
PJ
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stuthestud
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Sun, Mar 28, 2010 21:56:10
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Its not specific and I really wanna know.
Next time paint a more detailed picture.....Stu
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highheeled_sissy_boy
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Tue, Apr 06, 2010 04:09:53
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A mother came home unexpectedly to find her 18yo son wearing a dress, wig, make-up and 6inch heels. SHe was furious and started screaming at her son: "I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you a hundred times.........don't play with your fathers things!"
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lindaannbound
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Mon, May 03, 2010 08:40:36 |
P.S. Sheila:
Your Husband is a fool.For stretching and ruining all your clothes and lingerie.I have My Own outfits lingerie,and Makeup.And obviously I am employed answering Your question.I also have "a Racy
Road Repair" outfit with matching high heel boots that I would Repair your Car in.Let Me know if you dump that Loser?
love and Kisses Wanda walter Woods
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keet_in_heels
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Thu, May 06, 2010 16:43:45
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My partner can't drive in heels in fact she has trouble walking about in them if they are a bit high 3inch 75mm for the metrics ME tho no prob she can't understand how I can get about the house in stripper heels up down stairs etc and drive "SIMPLE" thats a quote practice and as for repairing a car I love mending them. But she has one of those fangled four wheel drive things made of course in Japan more pipes than a smoking room at the back of the houses of parliment "SIMPLE" I says get the AA.
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